I don't know at what point in our history our DNA went divergent, but here we have a living fossil from a protohuman period in our evolution. She grunted and made weird noises. She yaked up tons of stuff that I couldn't recognize, but whatever it was, we poured it on her head. She drank all the yellow discipline we had to offer. She was and is a train wreck. Let her grunts of ecstasy fill your headphones with horror.