"I like to be whipped" said no black woman ever, with the exception of this black woman. She liked the sting of leather on her back, which harkens back to the old days: the "Good Times" episode when Florida had to tan JJ's bottom for lying and having a potty mouth. There was a constant drilling for ghetto gold, and we thought the well may have ran dry, but bootleg, like the wise old man whore geologist he is, knew where to position his drill and bore deep, and out it came! We sat there like a bunch of Texans finding oil. The ghetto gold came pouring out in a triumphant projectile fountain. This well was a live one! There was something odd about this girl though. She showed up with a wig that was a conflation of Parliament--the music group, and the form of government who used to wear them old school white yarn wigs. It was like Corky Thatcher was spider in another life and this was his mangled silk. Truth be told, she got the business end of several angry white boys who were having a bad day, which means ya'll get a kick ass update.