Sharon is a first timer hoodrat that came in smellin' like she just bathed in a bucket of KFC. Man, it was like my soul was being tempted by the high cholesterol Satan that is soul food. That aside, she told her boyfriend, who lost his job, that she was doing a lingerie shoot. PUNK, she's doin' Ghetto Gaggers! He waited in the car as we took turns on his 300 dollar ghetto diamond. She spewed out more soul food than if the last supper was rotten. This was the first time a man, let alone a white man, treated her like this and she wasn't a happy homeless camper. Then we all nutted on her face and it sat on her forehead like a bowl of sloppy grits!